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The Patient Button

Pressing it probably accomplishes something.

Press the button. Each press earns a point. Points buy machines, and some of those keep pressing while you're elsewhere.

The button

Points

0

Things per press

1

0 points

Things happening by themselves: nothing yet.

Statistics

Presses
0
Points earned in total
0
Machines owned
0
Patience so far
0 min

Things to buy

Prices rise a little with each one. Nothing here costs real money, and nothing is for sale.

  • Better Button

    The same press, arriving with more conviction.

    +1 per press

  • Comfortable Finger

    Ergonomics. Nobody's proudest upgrade.

    +4 per press

  • Suspicious Lever

    It moves on its own. This has been noted and ignored.

    +0.6 a second

  • Clockwork Clicker

    Wound once a week by someone who has stopped asking why.

    +5 a second

  • Entirely Unnecessary Machine

    Large. Warm. Produces points and a faint humming.

    +42 a second